Don't you call your husband daddy?
January 2011
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"Um, do not text and walk. Um, especially to the younger generation. Um, the fountain could've been empty, um, I could've been in the hospital; I could've walked into a bus, y'know; got hit by a car. It can happy anywhere; anywhere."
Cathy Cruz Marrero - “Fountain Lady”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOBZmNVgOz0&feature=fvwk
First off, no one would have known who this woman was if she didn’t hire a lawyer and go on ABC News. Second, was she actually crying?! YOU FELL IN A FUCKING FOUNTAIN, WOMAN. THE WORLD ISN’T COMING TO AN END. Over dramatizing it a bit there, don’t you think?
As a side note, you could also be abducted by aliens or even get pregnant while texting, so better just not text, period.
"Um, do not text and walk. Um, especially to the younger generation. Um, the fountain could've been empty, um, I could've been in the hospital; I could've walked into a bus, y'know; got hit by a car. It can happy anywhere; anywhere."
Cathy Cruz Marrero - “Fountain Lady”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOBZmNVgOz0&feature=fvwk
As a side note, you could also be abducted by aliens or even get pregnant while texting, so better just not text, period.
I'd totally buy Miley Cyrus' sex tape.
It’ll be called “Party In Miley”.
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Vodka and Arnold Palmer it is!
For real though. What can I make out of those?
But for real. What can I make out of those?
What can I make out of vodka, tequila, absinthe, Coke, Vitamin Water (fruit punch), Arnold Palmer and Nestea?
Brian: You did it.
Justin: Did what?
Brian: Became the best homosexual you could possibly be.
