January 2011
"Um, do not text and walk. Um, especially to the...
Cathy Cruz Marrero - “Fountain Lady” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOBZmNVgOz0&feature=fvwk
First off, no one would have known who this woman was if she didn’t hire a lawyer and go on ABC News. Second, was she actually crying?! YOU FELL IN A FUCKING FOUNTAIN, WOMAN. THE WORLD ISN’T COMING TO AN END. Over dramatizing it a bit there, don’t you think?
As a side note, you...
"Um, do not text and walk. Um, especially to the...
Cathy Cruz Marrero - “Fountain Lady”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOBZmNVgOz0&feature=fvwk
As a side note, you could also be abducted by aliens or even get pregnant while texting, so better just not text, period.
I'd totally buy Miley Cyrus' sex tape.
It’ll be called “Party In Miley”.
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Brian: You did it. Justin: Did what? Brian: Became the best homosexual you could possibly be.
Brian: You did it.
Justin: Did what?
Brian: Became the best homosexual you could possibly be.
Ohana means family.
Family means nobody gets left behind.
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theycallmemisterstems:
I am a boy.
I am shorter than 5’4”
I think I’m ugly sometimes.
I have many scars.
I tan easily
I wish my hair was a different colour.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
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oh my god its so gold in here
a bunch of time ago people found all this gold in california. a lot of these people had mustaches and probabaly didnt have digital cameras.
they went into mountains and came out with gold which makes me want to go into mountains but you know what? ill probably just send me assistants since im getting over a cold right now and i dont know any mountains.
i have so much gold you guyz. srsly look at...
FUCK YOU CUNTRY STRONG TORRENTS THAT DON'T WORK!
(See what I did there?)
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cantal0upe--deactivated20110523 asked: What camera do you use?
FUCK YOU CUNTRY STRONG TORRENTS THAT DON'T WORK!
(See what I did there?)
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