January 2012
One minute to go. See ya, 2011.
Seriously, CNN? You show Cee Lo performing but not Gaga…?
I swear, if CNN doesn’t show Gaga dropping the ball………
Last ten minutes of 2011. Wow.
KATHY GRIFFIN IN HER BRA. Worth it. Your turn, Anderson.
FUCK YOU. NOW I CAN HEAR “BORN THIS WAY”. STOP IT.
Omg, you can also see her performing on one of the screens in Times Square in the corner of the screen with Kathy and Anderson. UGHHHH.
NOW I HEAR “MARRY THE NIGHT”. STOP FUCKING DOING THIS TO ME YOU CUNTS.
Gaga performing “Heavy Metal Lover” in the background of Kathy and Anderson. I WANT TO SEE IT. :(
How is 2012 here in just over one hour? Didn’t 2011 start yesterday?
December 2011
cute/cool/dumb almost 2012 post. omg like me
Hate on me all you want but so many tattoos are so fucking stupid and look so dumb. Like, what goes through your mind when you want one? “Omg, I’m going to get a tattoo of a pull out couch with a purple giraffe on it, that has a dagger through each of it’s legs, and an eye patch on its left eye.” I mean, seriously?
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adubonearth replied to your post: There are actually a bunch of tumblrs that annoy…
yours fall in both categories
Why are you even following me? You just annoy me.
Is it just me or does anyone else notice how every good looking gay knows every other good looking gay, and they’re all friends/they’ve all hooked up with each other.
There are actually a bunch of tumblrs that annoy the shit out of me, but then there are ones that just annoy me completely.
Watchwitchesloveit:
yum
oh ok
I don’t know if it’s at all plausible, or even possible, but one year I want to celebrate New Years in every time zone. Like, start in Russia and then move my way from time zone to time zone, ringing in the New Year in each.
Google Adsense is the most confusing thing.
Anonymous asked: have you had any skin tags?
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thelostavenger-js replied to your post: thelostavenger-js replied to your post:…
It was a joke. But seriously, why do you find him annoying? I don’t pay much attention to him.
He’s in love with himself and thinks he’s the shit. He also self promotes more, and in more annoying ways, than Tyler Oakley. And tbh, his face really isn’t all that great.
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Anonymous asked: Did you ever have any late night one-on-one tutorials with your former business professor?
There are people outside in the hot tub and I wish I was out there with them and not inside with my family, on Tumblr.
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thelostavenger-js replied to your post: badundunblog really annoys me.
Why? He is soooo hot.
Omg, I didn’t know that. I guess he’s not annoying anymore because he’s hot.
badundunblog really annoys me.
I haven’t masturbated in like a week. Idk how my balls haven’t exploded yet.
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I was just told how good looking I am...
By my brother’s friend’s mother.
It’s possible that every Jew from Toronto is in this restaurant.
12 year olds with six packs make me sad. :(
Anonymous asked: omg. you're not 20 yet. forgive me lord, I have sinned.
Business Prof. was hooking up with a girl who was in my class for most of last year but I found out recently that he’s fucked two of my friend’s guy friends.
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imnotheretomakefriends replied to your post: I’m the biggest grindr slut when I’m on vacation.
gross you’re with your mom
*my whole family, but they’re all in other rooms anyways.
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I’m the biggest grindr slut when I’m on vacation.
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A pet peeve of mine is girls on grindr. I don’t get why they’re on an app for gays to meet other gays. If a straight girl wants gay friends she should meet them at a bar or through mutual friends, not on an app for gays to meet for ~whatever reason.
Shorts in December. :)
When I went on exchange to Australia a few years ago, I was sick on the flight over and, obviously, my ears got “pressurized” (is there even a proper word for it?). Because I was sick my ears wouldn’t pop and I thought it was whatever and it would go away in a day or so. They didn’t pop for about a week and I legit thought I was going deaf.
That terrible moment when you get off a plane and your right ear won’t pop, and you feel like you’re going to be deaf forever.
Chris Porter’s twin(k) brother must be gay because he keeps staring at my ass and bulge.
I swear Chris Porter has a twin brother and he’s in the airport lounge with me right now.
Anonymous asked: I wanna suck your cock dry! May I swallow your cum? I'll cuddle you of course until we fall asleep. mmmm -__-
Anonymous asked: How many boyfriends have you had? How did you lose your virginity?