Don't you call your husband daddy?: Archive

FUCK YOU SNOW DELAYING MY FLIGHT BY AN HOUR GO MELT AND DIE

Dec 29th

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Freeeeeee lounge food. :)

Dec 29th

The car is going to be here in less than an hour to take us to the airport and I’m still not done packing.

Dec 29th

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Is this what black people do for fun………………

Dec 29th

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Do I keep watching Gilmore Girls or do I watch Dare?

Dec 29th

Omg I can’t believe 2012 is 3 days away aka the year I turn 20 aka the year I stop being a gayby.

Dec 29th

Anonymous asked: I just watched your video. Squishy squishy noah!! Yum :)

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All I’ve been listening to for the past 48 or so hours is classical music.

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Who wants to come over and make bacon vodka with me?

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I just masturbated and used my cum as a facial scrub/moisturizer and now my face is as smooth as a baby’s tuchus.

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Nicola Formichetti is in Miami. I’ll be in Miami(ish) tomorrow for a week. Destiny.

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Dec 28th

It’s so snowy and beautiful outside. Such cuddle by the fire weather. Any takers?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: Honestly, has a nude photo of you ever existed? o.O

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Anonymous asked: Answer all of them in a read more! It will keep both you and us entertained.

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