June 2011
Fergie - Labels or Love
This is me. Fergie the...
Can Fergie please start her solo career again?
May 2011
Holy fucking baby Jesus, its hot.
There is a man shaving in the car next to me...
To the anon who just messaged me, I don't get why...
Up | Shania Twain
I’m gaying out to this so...
Straight boy kissed me as I was leaving the bar....
Yup, they play 'Americano' when asked by the...
Do straight bars play 'Americano'?
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Alcohol makes some of the ugly straight boys kinda...
So many straight boys at this bar.
"I'm not judging her, I'm just judging her looks."...
These are the things I say while I’m drinking.
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So, I just found out that the lyrics in 'Scheiße'...
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!אני רוצה אלכוהול, עכשיו*
Can 'Pip Pip Hooray' please become a real musical?
Someone should invent alcohol infused ice cream.
I want ice cream.
Pretending to be drunk on Facebook chat so you can...
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New drinking game: Take a shot every time Jesus is...
Work it, black Jesus.
Dilemma: Do I or do I not buy 'Born This Way'?
richwhitehusband asked: what's wrong with Bloody Mary?
IF YOU'RE A STRONG FEMALE YOU DON'T NEED...
By female, she really means a gay man.
'Americano' makes me wish I was a gay Latino man,...
I love driving and looking in my rear view mirror...
I love falling asleep at 5:30 in the evening and...
'Born This Way' on repeat... Minus 'Bloody Mary'.
'I'm Like A Bird' is on the radio. All these 90's...
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WAIT... ARE THEY REALLY PLAYING 'GENIE IN A...
'I Want It That Way' and 'Baby... One More Time'...
'Baby... One More Time' is on the radio again. How...
[I'm on] The Edge of [orgasm at a] Glory [hole].
