Why do ugly people message me on Grindr? Ugh.
I'm going to see my new cousin! He's 3 days old.
I just realized I have so many Grindr posts to post.
I'm bored of "Someone Like You" 19 seconds in. Do I keep watching?
Happy Jew year.
A girl got her hijab caight in the escalator. I may have laughed.
I love when the girl that works in Zara doesn't know what a lapel is.
I have this thing where I don't sleep. It's happening right now.
I really want dick.
I'm so ddrunk. Like fuck.
Does anyone know of a working download link for "Unbroken"? Everyone that I've tried has been dead.
Before you go to bed tonight, please pray that I get to meet Kathy Griffin when I see her on Sunday night.