January 2012
My iPhone is already broken. Bitches better send me a new one.
The guy sitting next to me in class keeps shaking his leg and I’m so close to cutting it off.
My professor is talking about how hipsters are stupid. lol.
I hate feeling fat because then I dress like shit. :(
Pizza for dinner tonight? Pizza for dinner tonight!
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Last night I had a dream that Nicola Formichetti and I were best friends and we would tweet each other across the world about our lives and the outfits Gaga wore. Gay.
Anonymous asked: what do you think brandon's cock smells like? :)
So, I’ll be going to Vietnam and Thailand in February, not Australia, and I’ll be spending my birthday on a plane. I’ll be in Ho Chi Minh City for four days and Phuket for three.
Anonymous asked: can you take a picture of how clean your room looks now?
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Anonymous asked: whats your major?
My roommate is watching “Dirty Dancing”. He’s straight.
Ask me questions while I clean my room. →
It’s like my roommate wants me to kill him.
Do I really want to spend the next 22:25 minutes of my life watching a Michelle Phan short film?
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If you thought I was bad or posted too much about Tim before…
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imnotheretomakefriends replied to your photo: so he’s gay?
he lives with a girl he’s not fucking.
The guy in the Ken tshirt is Asst. Project manager at The OUT NYC, a “gay and straight-friendly urban resort located in the epicenter of gay life.”
I think I’ve had like five orgasms looking through the pictures on Tim’s facebook.
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*saves all the pictures from tim’s facebook in case he makes it private so i can’t see them*
Facebook says that I have three mutual friends with Tim Bryan but then on his profile it says we only have two. :/
Ugh, so many pretty (sexy) pictures of Tim. Resisting the urge for a tim bryan spam rn.
No more pizza. :((((((((((
Two pieces down, one to go.
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I wish I had pizza rn. :’(
