April 2012
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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March 2012
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K, sure. Continue talking about your amazing gay relationship and how today is your anniversary and you love your boyfriend/husband/whatever and you can’t wait for tonight. Ughhhh.
Mar 31st
My plans for tonight just fell through. Someone take me out tonight/come over and drink wine!
Mar 31st
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breakfastinbed replied to your post: So did every person in the US buy a lottery… not me i still don’t “get” it idgi.  mylackofskills replied to your post: So did every person in the US buy a lottery… Nope. I bought good instead I wish I could buy good. :(
Mar 31st
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hey hot guy, make this easy and tell me if you’re gay or not. thx. 
Mar 31st
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So did every person in the US buy a lottery ticket? 
Mar 31st
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whatwhatwhat replied to your photo WHY IS IT ALL TOUCHING. Food orgy. 
Mar 31st
I have food triplets.
Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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OMG GRANDMA. YOU BOUGHT TWO MERCEDES AND YOU’RE MAKING ME CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM?! UGH MY LIFE IS SO HARD!!!! I H8 U!!!!!!!@!1
Mar 30th
this girl on “my super sweet 16” is having bubba sparxxx escort her to her party. she’s like, “everyone is going to be so shocked and impressed that bubba sparxxx is my escort.”  lol.
Mar 30th
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are you kidding me? you’ve gone out on one date and you’re already holding hands and making out in public? ew. 
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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that whatshouldwecallme tumblr isn’t funny at all. 
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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oh wait, he’s leaving hermes to go back to louis vuitton. 
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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i’m literally the most flawless drawer on draw something. 
Mar 30th
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Phi Phi needs to fucking go. Does anyone even like her?
Mar 30th
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Please let me win this dinner with NPH and David Burtka and then have them invite me over to their house after for drinks and a threesome.
Mar 30th
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I need food but there isn’t any in the house. ughhhh.
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Am I seriously downloading MDNA right now? 
Mar 29th
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Whenever I see something with the words “out” or “pride” in the title I always assume it’s something gay. 
Mar 29th
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if tim bryan and sylvain guillemaud made a sex tape i don’t think i would ever stop watching it. lbr, i’d never stop watching it. 
Mar 29th
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imnotheretomakefriends replied to your post: I’m so fucking happy one of my roommate’s is… Even 75 is fucking ridiculous. 68 all the wayyyy. THANK YOU. Be my roommate. 
Mar 29th