I’ve heard “Wide Awake” on the radio so many times, I know most of the words to it.
What even is my blog tonight?
And then I realized, "Omg, that's who it is. It's Faye Resnick." The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick.
You know what? I know her. I saw her naked in Playboy. That's how I know, Faye.
It's Saturday. See, I'm still young [*] so when Saturday hits I get all excited I'm like, "Yeahhhh, what are we going to do?" Right? And it's a girls' night so, we're not supposed to be good. We're supposed to be really, really bad, in a controlled setting.
Her behaviour was pernicious...
I'm sorry you feel that way, Kyle.
You're such a fucking liar, Camille.