Don't you call your husband daddy?

leoandtelevision replied to your post: You’re such a fucking liar, Camille.

Already tweeted this, sit down.

Don’t follow you, sorry.

leoandtelevision replied to your post: Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj feat. Pitbull

Remix by Calvin Harris and David Guetta.

Bonus track: Live version by Rihanna and Madonna. 

leoandtelevision replied to your post: ♪ YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHT THEY SAY ♪ sang…

Idk if you know this, but this ins’y Boring McPhee.

I’ve liked more of Leo’s posts today than the amount of times of masturbated in the past week.

Straight construction worker with a nice body has been hocking up spit all morning and it’s so gross and I’m so disgusted and now I’d never give him road head tbh.

semiserious replied to your photo: Dinner.

im liking this for leo “Oh that look good”

I love how your friendship consists of getting together and going on Tumblr. Perfect friendship really. 

“Beautiful” is on the radio and I’m 100% gaying out to it and straight construction workers are staring at how flawless I am.

leoandtelevision replied to your photo: WHO THE FUCK WOULD SPEND $849 ON A SEX TOY?! ON A…

Yes, but the male prostitute leaves you. SEX TOYS NEVER LEAVE YOU. Unless you throw them out before a move.

Lbr, the only person who would ever buy this is a 40 year old virgin who has a boring job and hates his life. I mean, wouldn’t you rather have sex just that once than with this thing? $30 DOWN THE DRAIN LEO. THAT’S LIKE THREE BOTTLES OF WINE.

leoandtelevision replied to your quote: Wow, I had no idea he was gay. I never would’ve…

Pretty sure this gif only reenforces the sarcasm in that statement. 

leoandtelevision replied to your post: How have I not followed Becki Newton on Twitter…

WHAT. SHE HAS ONE.

She has less followers than most of the guys on 1G5G which makes no sense to me. I mean, she’s Amanda Tanen…